Things not to say during sex

Title: Things not to say during sex
Category: Literature / English
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Things not to say during sex

*But everybody looks funny naked! *You woke me up for that? *Did I mention the video camera? *Do you smell something burning? *(in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... *Try breathing through your nose. *A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! *Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? *Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? *But whipped cream makes me break out. *Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today *(in the …showed first 75 words of 1765 total…

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…showed last 75 words of 1765 total…for a date. *O.k. start...oh! that feels so... you're done??!! *You ever see basic instinct? *I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock? *Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer. *Did I tell you where my cold sore came from? *You got boogies showing. *(Start reciting the 10 commandments). *I think I just pooed on your bed. *Of course I don't love you. *Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography** Orally

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